Monday, March 26, 2012
Bust or Die!!!
So.....last night should have been an awesome night...but...I had a bad run in with a high roller!!! On my last down of the night I had an idiot player cap a bet. I had been dumping, and dumping, and dumping to the high stakes table for like ten hands in a row. I dumped the whole rack!!!
I had a full table with a George (a player who tips huge!!!) sitting on third base. The rest of the table were stiffs and fleas. On first base there was an idiot player who kept complaining about how much money he had lost while sitting at this table. All while I was dumping thousands of dollars to him!!!
"George" had just broken even and had placed a $100 bet for me...finally!! Now I can start making some CASH!! Just when I thought I had a chance...the idiot on first base capped his bet! I had to call floor over to let them know what was up. Which means we had to freeze the hand and stand around waiting for surveillence.
I'm standing there waiting for the call from the eye in the sky to tell me I'm good to go and deal the rest of the hand. I look at my watch and notice that I have 3 minutes til the next dealer pushes me out.
So, I'm thinking...come on I need to BUST! Bust or die...I died!!! :( There goes my Vegas Money! Damn!!!
Looking over my shoulder, hoping for a late push, I see the bitch who stole my shift! Right on time!!! All day I'm lining um up and she's knocking um down! Must not have been my night.
Of course my next table is right next to hers... damn $5 tables! Instantly I hear the sound of tokes clanking there way into her toke box. BOOOO!!!! Wishing I had taken my EO at this point I feel like crying and not dealing to these fleas.
After an hour of listening to EVERYONE else make money off of MY "George" It's time to cash out. As I dump out my tokes The slutty bitch steps next to me gloating. All I see is a pool of hundred dollar chips. $1500 to be exact!
Finally, the night is over and I can head home to my dog and DVR and forget about this horrific day. While I drown my sorrow in a bottle of $5 wine from Whole Foods, classy I know, I tell myself that tomorrow will be a better day!! Stay tuned to find out if it is :) and don't forget that it is also manic mondays FAAAAB FIIIVE!!
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